Java and the movies

The Javanese language is the inferred language of the people in the central and eastern part of the island of Java, in Indonesia. Javanese is spoken in Central and East Java, as well as on the north coast of West Java. In Madura, Bali, Lombok and the Sunda region of West Java, Javanese is also used as a literary language. It was the court language in Palembang, South Sumatra until their palace was sacked by the Dutch in the late 18th century.

Here is some jokes when some movie title translate to Java language.
1. Enemy at The Gates — Musuhe Wis Tekan Gapuro
2. Batman Forever — Ngembat Saklawase
3. Remember the Titans — Kelingan Titan-titan
4. The Italian Job — Gaweane Wong Ngerum
5. Die Hard — Matine Angel
6. Die Hard II — Matine Angel Tenan
7. Die Hard III With A Vengeance — Kowe Kok Ra Mati2 To?
8. Bad Boys — Bocah-bocah Uelek
9. Sleepless in Seattle — Klesikan neng Seattle
10. Lost in Space — Ilang Neng Awang-awang
11. X-Men — Wong Lanang Saru
12. X-Men 2 — Wong Lanang Saru Banget
13. X-Men 3 (Belum dirilis) – Aming
14. Cheaper by Dozen — Tumbas Selusin Langkung Mirah
15. The Cooler — Selot Adem
16. Paycheck – Kasbon
17. Independence Day – Pitulasan
18. The Day After Tomorrow – Sesuke
19. Die Another Day — Modare Ojo Saiki
20. There is Something About Marry — Meri Ono Apa-apane
21. Silence of the Lamb — Wedhuse Mutung
22. All The Pretty Horses — Jarane Ayu2 (aka Legenda Pasar Kewan Mbahrowo)
23. Planet of the Apes — Planete Wong Apes
24. Gone in Sixty Second — Minggat Sakcepete
25. Original Sin — Dosa Tenanan
26. Mummy Returns — Mami-mami podo Mudik
27. The Abyss — Entek-entekan
28. Copycat — Kopi Kucing (nggo konco Sego Kucing)
29. Seabiscuit — Klethikan Neng Laut
30. Freddy vs Jason – Kerah
31. Terminator — Terminal Montor
32. Air Bud — Banyu J**Bud
33. How To Lose A Guy in 10 Days — Piye Carane Megat Lanangan mung 10 Dino
34. Lord Of The Ring — Pedagang Akik…
35. Deep Impact — Ngantem Njero
36. Million Dollar Baby — Genjik Regone Sayuto
37. Blackhawk Down — Manuk Ireng Kenek Bedhil
38. Saving Private Ryan — Ngelesi Privat Mas Rian (pancene gobol tenan opo?)
39. Dumb and Dumber — Wong Goblok lan Guoooblok Tenan




mYLife_,mYMusicMovies_

~ by MaIDeN on October 10, 2005.

2 Responses to “Java and the movies”

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